Trinity 6 - Not Quite

(The Gospel for this upcoming Sunday in Matthew 5:17-26 - this isn't quite how it goes.)

"So, we all know how hard it is to be perfect - so let's forget about that. I'm abolishing that idea - let's just try to be nice, to be okay. You know what, if you are an okay sort of person, I mean, as long as you aren't like Hitler or anything, well, then we'll let you into heaven. Just try hard to be good - well, no, just try not to be an utter tool, and that will be good enough for god. It's all good.

Oh, are there still any rules? Um - sure - um, you know, that old rule about not murdering, that's still pretty good. I know it can be hard, sometimes you get angry with people, but just keep a lid on it, don't fixiate on it, and just learn to chillax. Unless the other person is a tool - oh, then by all means, tell us all about it so we can avoid that person and not have to deal with him - I mean, oh, who wants to hang out around a buzz kill? So yeah, just be excellent to each other - unless someone isn't excellent to you. That will work - go have fun now - party on dudes."